ASYLUM 13 PRESENTS
NO PANTS PARTY: MASTERS OF THE UNDERWEAR
By the Power of Grayskull... the pants must fall.
The battle for Eternia has begun...
On Thursday, July 30th, the heroes, villains, barbarians, sorcerers, robots, and questionable life forms of the universe gather for one sacred mission:
Watch GoGo dancers Kittyy and Tiny showcase each riveting performance starting with::
Dagger Danse is a two-piece darkwave act from New Jersey, conjuring a sound where romance and ruin collide. Blending sludge-tinged goth rock with pulsing darkwave electronics, they craft music steeped in the macabre, drenched in elegance, and spotted with decay - an intoxicating ritual of sex, death, and exquisite agony.
Guilty-pleasure pop anthems turned all the way up with DJ Brad Scott — dance floor open all night, $10 cover.
Emo, pop punk, post-hardcore, and metalcore anthems all night — first Friday of the month at Bar XIII.
Slim’s Open Mic is not your average show — it’s a high-voltage, genre-bending experience curated by Slim Dizzle Productions.
Rap, punk, R&B, and everything in between collide in a night built for raw performance, bold creativity, and unexpected moments. Theatrical. Unfiltered. Alive.
With top tier production and an intoxicating atmosphere there is no better place for an artist to build their audience.
Roxy Rollz, Philly Sabbath, and The Ancient Mariners bring a night of summer metal to Bar XIII — doors 6PM, $20 presale / $25 door.
Dad Rock Night(tba)
Storytellers of Metal: A Thousand Reasons, A Sound of Thunder, Corners of Sanctuary & Bastion's Wake take the stage, featuring Mick Michaels, author of "When We Rocked." Fri 8/21, doors 7PM, show 8PM. $15 PreSale / $20 DOS, 21+.
The Jello Wrestling event of the summer returns to Bar XIII on August 22nd for another chaotic night of Gelatinous Madness.
BYE BYE BYE
A Millennial Divorce Celebration
The dress is on fire. The papers are signed. The DJ is taking requests.
Whether you're divorced, single, happily remarried, emotionally unavailable, or just here for the chaos, join us for a night celebrating fresh starts, freedom, and the soundtrack that got us through it all.
RESIDER, Left on Red, and Featherweight bring the heavy to Bar XIII, with support from Obsolescence and What Are The Odds? — doors 7PM, 21+.
A Practical Magic Millennial Dance Party*
The Owens women are back, and we're celebrating the only way we know how: MIDNIGHT MARGARITAS, dancing, and magic.
