Asylum 13 No Pants vs Onesies Party

Get ready to bareback witness the ultimate battle of fashion absurdity at the NO PANTS vs. ONESIES PARTY! It’s a Thursday night showdown like no other, where the dance floor becomes the runway for the bravest fashion warriors.

Join the rebellion led by Philly’s Pants-less DJ extraordinaire, mighty MIKE SAGA, as he spins a wild mix of NO PANTS JAMS, INDUSTRIAL, GOTH, 80S, DARKWAVE, ELECTRO HOUSE, and more! It’s a musical journey that will make you question your life choices, especially your wardrobe decisions.

But fear not, there are rules in this fashion frenzy! Choose your side wisely—ONESIES, KIGURUMI (Cosplay pajamas), PANTIES, BOXERS, KILTS, SKIRTS, SHORTS—just leave the nudist vibes at home. We’re here for the Fuckery, not the legal consequences.

This 21+ spectacle is going down at Bar XIII on 1706 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, DE. Admission is $13 at the door, but if you come dressed in theme, you’ll only part with a mere $10. It’s a small price to pay for the chance to be part of fashion history—or should I say, fashion mystery? Get ready to dance, laugh, and question the very fabric of your existence!

This is what happens when you give the extra Thursday in the month to Michael Saga!