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Anti Valentines Karaoke Gung Show with Skeletor

February 16 @ 9:00 pm


HEAR YE, HEAR YE, FOOLS! Prepare to face the wrath of Skeletor and the most nefarious karaoke contest Eternia has ever witnessed! Mark your calendars for the ANTIIIIII-VALENTINE’S KARAOKE GUNG SHOW! A night dedicated to crushing hearts, not holding hands. Do you think you can belt out a tune that even He-Man himself would tremble to hear? Hah! Think again!

Here’s how it works, pitiful creatures: you’ll select a lovesick ballad, a sappy serenade, anything that smells of hearts and flowers. Then, you’ll stand under my magnificent gaze and butcher it before the entire tavern! If your warbling pleases my bony ears, you might, just might, avoid the dreaded GONG OF DOOM! But, beware! A single off-key note, a quivering vibrato, and I’ll unleash that gong with the fury of a thousand Skull Bats upon you!

Not so confident in your pipes, worm? Fear not! For your pathetic pleas have inspired me to add a new twist to this torture, HA! With the flick of my wrist, I might just swap your lovey-dovey ditty for a song worthy of my dark domain! Imagine your syrupy sweetness transformed into a spine-tingling anthem of terror! Your crooning replaced by bone-chilling cackles! Prepare to become the unwilling stars of Skeletor’s Musical Mayhem!

So, gather your courage, fools! Or lack thereof! This Anti-Valentine’s Day, unleash your inner banshee, your drunken bard, your tone-deaf troll! Let the laughter echo, the groans erupt, and the GONG OF DOOM sing its glorious symphony! I, Skeletor, await your pitiful attempts! Remember, the only prizes here are humiliation and, if you’re lucky, a chance to escape my wrath unscathed. HAHAHAHAHA!


February 16
9:00 pm
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Wilmington, DE 19809 United States
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